Eating our Corn!

They are eating our corn! They are eating our grass! Illegal immigrant Canada* Geese have flown into America unchecked. They steal our food from the field and there are known gosling abusers among them. They need to go now. The only good goose, is a cooked goose.

 We saw them everywhere on Maryland’s Eastern Shore – in the fields, on the Chesapeake Bay, and on our rivers. We even saw some right here in our neighborhood on Black Walnut Cove. It was disgusting and I don’t know why the government isn’t doing more about it. They are out of control. Millions of them. Lazy, no-good gaggles of geese, strutting around like this is their country.

 It is obvious these loafer geese are no good. They fly in here and then do nothing other than eat, drink, have sex, and poop. Goose poop is the worst. And it is all on the taxpayer’s dime.

If you come here illegally, you know what you are going to get. It has been clear for decades how the US feels about illegals.

ICE needs to build more large processing centers, where we can force feed the geese and increase domestic foie gras production. They will need to die in the process, but at least they will have contributed to the greater good of the top 1% of Americans. Goslings should be aware too. Their parents’ bad choices will cause them to become separated during foie gras production.

Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, and admitted killer of her hunting dog Cricket, is an avid waterfowl hunter. She had this to say about the situation: “It is a known fact that Democrats are responsible for this problem. The only people hunting geese these days are Republicans. The woke Democrats have let the country down and are not hunting geese in large enough numbers.”

My latest concern is I have seen the Canada Geese commingling with the Tundra Swans that are also at Black Walnut Cove. Although the Tundra Swans are white, they too are immigrants from up north and flying under the radar of border czar Tom Homan. He needs to pay attention to this most recent threat, instead of looking for more $50,000 bribes.

Thank you for your attention to this blog.

Addendum:

• This blog was the brilliant idea of my wife Cathy. We cowrote it in about 15 minutes after seeing a gaggle of geese on the ground near St Michaels, MD.  
• During research, I learned that a gaggle of geese only refers to geese while they are on the ground and not in flight.
• * And yes, it’s Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese.